Sometimes I just wanted to reach through the book and smack her. The main character wasn’t but she surrounded herself with people like that. The characters were all vapid and shallow. The main characters had all their priorities ass-backwards and didn’t mind if they shoplifted from their own stores and then got arrested as a result. However, the storyline was as such that I felt the need to actually finish. I could actually feel my IQ lowering as I read it. I will say right off the bat, I loathed this book. Will she find her PH or will she continue to find flops? Her mother is thrilled and insists once again to set her up with “Little Earl”, the next door neighbor back home in England. Together they decide to start looking for a PH (Prospective Husband). Her best friend is Julie Bergdorf… yes, that Bergdorf. She has a good job at Vogue so she gets a lot of her clothes that way.

She doesn’t have Daddy’s money and he doesn’t buy everything for her. For starters, she works and had an actual education. However, based on her description, she isn’t actually one herself. She is in the Park Avenue Princess orbit. She was born and raised in England but moved to America as soon as she could. At least I don’t remember reading her name. The book revolves around a girl who is actually never named. It certainly helped that the cover was eye-catching with a large pink ring and pale blue colored background. I flipped through it a bit and the pages I hit upon seemed good so I decided to buy it. The back didn’t have a blurb for the book just a lot of “praise for” things. I picked up this book at a new/used bookstore. With enormous wit and an insider’s eye, Sykes captures the nuances of the rich and spoiled in a heartwarming social satire, featuring a loveable “champagne bubble of a girl” who’s just looking for love (and maybe the perfect pair of Chloe jeans). But what is Moi to do when her engagement falls apart? Can she ever find happiness in a city filled with the distractions of Front Row Girls, dermatologists, premieres, and eyebrow waxes? Is it possible to find love in a town where her friends think that the secret to happiness is getting invited to the Van Cleef and Arpels private sample sale? And how is she going to deal with the endless phone calls from her mother in England demanding that she get married to the Earl next door? With invitations to high-profile baby showers and benefits, more Marc Jacobs clothes than is decent, and a department store heiress for a best friend, our heroine known only as Moi is living at the peak of New York society. Plum Sykes beguiling debut welcomes readers to the glamorous world of Park Avenue Princesses, the girls who careen through Manhattan in search of the perfect Fake Bake (tan acquired from Portofino Tanning Salon), a ride on a PJ (private jet) with the ATM (rich boyfriend), and the ever-elusive fiance.

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